Seb's pregnant

You read it right. We were walking down the street on Friday, munching some popcorn. He started to puff out his belly and waddle.

Seb: I'm pregnant

me: oh ya. When are you due?

Seb: yup, I'm going to have the baby in 4 days.

me: hmm. So how did the baby get inside you?

Seb: (pause) There must have been a very very tiny baby on something I ate.

me: (Trying not to choke) Oh. What kind of food makes you pregnant?

Seb: ummm, popcorn.

me: Uh-oh (putting popcorn back in his bag). I wouldn't want to get pregnant again.

Strangely, he didn't mention it again until today - his due date. So it must be true!