Please, say it ain't so

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. This is not a joke and it's set to roll out across the planet next year. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/the-worlds-first-barbie-store-comes-to-the-land-of-living-dolls-1017963.html

And being completely tranparent, yes, I had a Barbie. But it was 1976, and she was swimming Barbie.